The Hangover Espresso

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I know a thing or two about hangovers and the first thing I know is:

I need an espresso

The second thing I know is:

On a bad hangover I am immobile and unable to drive to a place that serves coffee.

Often I am unable to leave my bed. The combination of nausea and a stomach that feels like it is churning two tons of cement can leave a man tied to his bed. Add to this the fact that on a really bad hangover you are unable to take in any real food and are only able to digest liquids…and you have an absolute crisis.

Thankfully for you, I have done the research. Being a top of the line drinking athlete, I have found the perfect solution. It’s called GU energy gel and you can buy it in espresso flavour. The best thing is it is designed to replenish a spent body, namely an athletes body. Yet you are a social athlete and therefore it works in the same way. It is easily digested, tastes great, , contains glucose for energy as well as an amino acid blend to repair the ravages of drinking and contains antioxidants (Vitamin C and E) to counteract the extra ravaging effects of the bottle.

Smash one of these, down some water, and you’re good to go!

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