I was reminded to write this while taking a wizz in my garden on Saturday afternoon because I found a 1964 South African 1c coin, which is now sort of my good luck charm. I think it’s Al Gores way of giving back to me for saving the planet…

So I realised that one of the easiest ways to save the planet, for guys at least, it to take a pee in the garden or yard. Now I do pee more than average at the moment in part thanks to a liver and kidney herbal formula I’m taking in order to reverse the damage done last year by totally abusing alcohol. Abusing is to put it mildly. I was DESTROYING alcohol.

This liver/kidney formula makes you pee like a racehorse.

Anyway, let’s say the average dude takes four pees a day, and let’s say a flush of the toilet uses 5 litres of water (I’ve heard a flush is more like 15 litres). We could potentially save 20 litres of water per day by peeing in the garden. That’s at a conservative 5 litres per flush.

So at 5 litres per flush times four pees a day that’s 7300 litres saved per year. PER PERSON!

Now if a flush is 15 litres and you take four pees a day that’s a saving of 21900 litres per year. PER PERSON!

That’s damn amazing!

I can’t quite understand why I’m currently single. Surely not for long after chicks see this photo?

And the more you pee, the more you save. So for an alcoholic pissing ten times per day, he is basically an environmental champion if he pees in the garden.

So you come to SLXS wanting entertainment, and you leave transformed into some sort of hippie tree hugging Al Gore.

In a cool, manly, steak eating, meat eating type of way.

And that’s why SLXS flips your world upside down and turns it inside out. It’s that sexy. It’s that naked.

Woes me, where did that last line come from?

Why are there 5 empty Red Bull cans next to me?

Why are my roofies finished?

And this eye drop bottle…*dos*

Sean Lloyd

Editor