Was walking home last night…midnight by the way…

And I walk past this car with its hazrd lights on.

Two men in the car.

I swear they couldn’t be younger than 80.

Then I saw it…

They were Bad Ass Kickers…

Out on patrol…To kick some ass and chew some gum…

And they were all out of gum.

They looked real tough

The kind of folks you see down at the docks…

Drinking methylated spirits without filtering it through bread.

Bad Ass Kickers.