So obviously some serious stuff went down in Christina and Britneys lives for them to fall off the wagon like they did. Here’s Britney giving herself a Bellville:

You’re shaving the wrong body part

And here is Christina trying to take a shit while blood runs down her leg:

Now I know we shouldn’t dwell on the past, but when the present is so unbearable and hell-ish, we need to save ourselves from ourselves and think of a happy place, a happy time. And slutty times are happy times. Enjoy.

For added effect, picture Britney singing ‘I love cock on rolls’ Ha…ha!

And for Christina, there is only one:

That’ll do.