They Still Make Thermal Colour Changing T-Shirts

“I owned one of these ages ago, but never wore it too much. Because I was a bit of a horn dog, I always had a boner I was trying to tuck up into my waist band. With the heat my throbbing member emitted, it left the inevitable penis outline on the shirt. Not ideal.”

Let’s be honest, that was quite a visually powerful intro I wrote right there, somewhat erotic and unnecessary, which in fact made it necessary. Whatever, shut up, this is my website and I’ll give you visual cues as I please.

These were all the rage in the 90’s, and I was unaware they still made them. Stuff like this will be HUGE for the ravers, as the changing colours give them a false acid trip. And we all know that a false acid trip on top of a real acid trip is the ultimate ball busting mind freaker.

I know what you’re thinking, I want one of those in and around my mouth on my chiseled torso. That’s alright, you can have whatever you want in this life courtesy of me. They’re available on Mantality.co.za, and you can place an order right now. That’s right, you can be checking out naked girls on Egotastic.com, and ordering a wicked cool thermal colour changing t-shirt at the same time, all the while looking as if you’re working.

WHO SAID MEN CAN’T MULTITASK? STAND UP!! SHOW YOURSELF!!

Click here to buy one for yourself over at our friends, Mantality.co.za