R99 Shorts From The Old Aged Home

I honestly thought I was going to DIE from hystericalness when I cruised into Pinelands today to visit Jakes Surf Shop. As soon as I walked in, there were just zimmer frames EVERYWHERE. And it smelled like cabbage? Gosh, it suddenly swung me back into time to June 2008 where I penned that AMAZING piece on the models in Pinelands. I still rate that as some of the best of SLXS, click here for that amazing article, and to be amazed at how awesome this website once was. We tend to forget this…and we also tend to forget what blogging was all about before people decided to turn it into a commercial money spinning thing. Keeping it low key at SLXS, since 2007.

ANYWAY.

So Jakes didn’t have an amazing selection of shorts, in fact, the ones shown here are the only ones I liked, from Quiksilver Quicksand. Ha, I bought them thinking ‘Jeez that’s cheap for Quiksilver’, but only realised later they are in fact ‘Quicksand’ Interesting

WOW Sean your legs are huge, what gym program do you follow my china?

I actually ended up buying them, because? I’m a pleb and buy things on sale. I got these bad boys for R99, and they are 100% pure cotton. They have about three left, in sizes medium and large, so best you get there quick if you want to look as ugly as me. I always try and match things up in my posts, and so in the spirit of ’99’, for R99, we are about to jam to some Jay Z:

Hey? How about that?!!

“I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol”

OH JIS chilling in Access Park and there by KC ma bru!

*awkward silence, cleans nails*

I don’t know why I added this photo, I just had it, so I used it

But yeah man, go check those shorts out, you don’t find those prices anymore, shorts are regularly appearing in the R500 range now.

Criminal I tell you.