Baboon Sexual Swellings Are Not Sexual At All

So myself and my girlfriend were cruising the World Of Birds in Hout Bay on Sunday and naturally we were trying to behave ourselves, but couldn’t quite do it. I managed to keep my pants on which was a bonus for everyone there, so I’m proud of that.

We came across (Not on – Thanks Nash) the baboons in their enclosure and nearly pissed ourselves at the size of their piles! It turns out those things are not piles, but rather ‘sexual swellings’ The comment ‘Bloody unfortunate that their ass needs to swell up like that just for a pomp’ was best uttered lightly, as the World Of Birds people probably wouldn’t find that funny…at all.

Yip, I’d tap that

DTF

So I just thought I’d let the beastiality crew in on that, when a baboons ass looks like that, they’re DTF.

Just to clear up the confusion…

Oh, this picture of me being naughty with the olw also popped up.

That is all.