No matter how wealthy you are, or how many people you can hook up with in a night, you probably can’t say you’re owning life. Owning life comes down to more than money and looks…it comes down to a built in will to be the raddest person alive.

It comes down to simply dominating anything that is currently happening on the face of the earth. It comes down to people actually being honoured when you say “Go f%*k yourself”

If Mike Ditka said this to you, you’d feel honoured, that’s how cool he is. Check how he rolls:

Ann Hogan: Hi, Mr.Ditka. I was wondering – my son Byong-Sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph?
Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it?
Ann Hogan: B-Y-…

Mike Ditka: I think I got it.

[gives paper]
Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph] Bing-bong?