Today has been a pretty average day for me, the weather wasn’t ideal so my bronze God Greek Achilles tanning session was put off probably until next week when the sun manages to put out. Seeing as though there is no beach action though, this leaves me with virtually nothing to base my life around, but stalking YOU on Facebook. So I’m cruising along, and I have nearly gone through every single one of this chicks photos, downloading them individually onto my ice cold hard drive, and suddenly I notice an advert. As though I’m desperate. Ha ha!

The only reason I stalk through Facebook is because I’m testing hard drives for Western Digital (I’m a hard drive tester), and they want to know how many Facebook photos can safely be held on their hard drives. They need this to put on the boxes. They could take the size of one photo and work it out from there, but they wanted to do some in the field testing. You see sometimes if a girl is hot enough, the hard drive burns and melts down, and so they want me to test it on some of the hottest people on Facebook. Hence my relative quietness on the blog post side, I’ve been downloading photos for a few weeks now.

It’s no big deal really and if you are female there is ABSOLUTELY no…need…to…worry? It’s purely sexual work related. And if your photos come up on some midget dating website there is a 50/50 chance that it wasn’t me. That’s a pretty good chance of not being me then!

I just um…I just need to…I um…I must be off now! I have some paper work to attend to.

(What’s that you ask? Oh yes! Yes I do have writers block. It’s that time of the year where I slowly start shutting down, give me some beach action and some time at the river this weekend and I’ll be back on top form no doubt)