Are You A Fluffer?

Because if you are, you’re in luck!

What’s a fluffer, you may ask? Don’t ask me I wouldn’t know anything about the industry! So Wikipedia will let you know:

A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections.

A fluffer also has the duty of keeping adult film stars “cleaned up” in between takes or during photo shoot set-ups, so that the actors or models do not have to move from their positions. These duties are considered part of the makeup department. After setting up the desired angle, the director asks the actors to hold position and calls for the fluffer to “fluff” the actors for the shot.

Pretty tricky to describe your day at work then to the husband/wife!

“It had it’s ups and downs”

“Jeez it was such a wet day today hey honey?”

“Yeah the rain was bucketing down”

“Um…”

“Hard day at work?”

“Yip”

“Babe what’s that in your…you…you don’t drink vanilla milkshakes do you” (Leans in, wipes it off, tastes it ) “You get a milkshake at Spur?”

“Well it was actually a melkskommel from Das Spur”

Anyway this was found on the jobs section of Gumtree Cape Town. More specifically under “Gardening > Landscaping” Absolutely brilliant! So you know, if you’re looking at earning R1000 per day.

Hang on a moment, R1000 a day during a recession? That’s damn good if you ask me! And for something…that you’re…going to be doing anyway…during your life? (Say that as you remove your sunglasses…Horatio style…) You may as well get paid!

Although to those deeply entrenched in the Cape Town lifestyle, they would have preferred if that ad read “Brittany Needed”

BOOM! That did just happen. And there is virtually nothing you can do about it.

Just want to fluff yourself? No problem!

(Shot Steve)