I tell you what, you have never!

The phone is basically for people with hearing or visibility problems according to Vodacom but we know what that means…drunk people! Vodacom got around the fact that South Africans are alcoholics by saying it’s for elderly people or people with dexterity problems. In other words elderly people with arthritis.

I think this phone is brilliant for the student/alcoholic market because it only costs R400. So you can go on the piss, throw it down that abyss of a stairwell in the Stadium On Main parking lot and not really worry about it because all it has cost you is one line! So we hear.

The ZTE S302 phone — Made for drunk

I also assume that with it’s limited functionality it won’t be as easy as pressing 1 for speed dial where it phones the ex. Another great thing is that it does not have a camera, so if you pulled some brak hond the night before, there will be no evidence.

And no one is ever going to want to steal this phone. Has SLXS started a trend with this phone for summer 2009 in Cape Town? Look I don’t want to call it, but I’ll claim it for sure. Oh no wait, I can’t claim it. Hanson has already claimed it.

Hanson. The caretaker.

Pity, I wanted to be a trend setter!