South Africa To Launch Lottery With Jackpot Pool Up To R500 Million

Well, The National Consumer Forum is calling this lottery unethical, ha ha, funny! What is unethical about this boat?

Absolutely nothing.

G-Style found this article over at Times Live, about the new lottery that is coming on the 16th of October. A little excerpt:

Supermarket chains Shoprite Checkers, Pick n Pay and Spar said this week they would introduce Powerball on October 16 at stores across the country.

Brian Weyers, Shoprite corporate marketing director, said staff training was under way.

He said a Powerball ticket would cost R3.50, the same as Lotto, and would be played using existing Lotto machines with updated software.

“Powerball is a double matrix game, which means that on each board of the coupon there are two games. Players select five of 45 numbers on the main board and one of 20 on the second.

“Both play areas are used at the same time. Numbers can be selected by the player or through quick pick,” Weyers said.

It is a known fact that being rich makes you awesome. Being rich is awesome and it WILL buy you happiness. Here at SLXS, I don’t dance around the facts. Money can, and will buy you happiness and that’s all you need to know. So keep on playing the lottery, because when you win it you will know what ecstatic means.

No longer will you be boring, you will be simply awesome as you meander from one activity to the next. Fast cars, big houses, outrageous holidays, it will all be given to you when you win the lottery.

I’m all for a bigger lottery in South Africa, and I’ll play it, because for less than the price of the newspaper, you have a chance at living like a rock God.

On that note, you can also buy into the Euromillions for an even bigger jackpot of sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll.

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