So I follow Gareth Cliff on Twitter because he’s the only DJ who doesn’t make me want to go to the bottle store, buy a bottle of Jack, down it then go the the gun store and rent a gun with one bullet.

He gave a link on Twitter to an article entitled “Masturbation is good for your health” on All4women.co.za.

Well I tell you what some of the people commenting are getting their granny panties in a knot! Enjoy the following:

O….kay…On the positive, it’s good to see some people have some sense because it got 57 thumbs down.

So you’re basically saying that anyone who cracks one off is a child molestor, an abuser and someone who watches porn?

Honestly, what I want to know, is WHO made you? Who comes to such bizarre conclusions? Who links handing yourself off (Ha ha!) to child molestation? This is completely bizarre, and I think the person leaving this sort of comment might in fact need to look into the mirror and ask themselves the question:

How high was the kitchen table that my parents dropped me off, onto my head, when I was young, and how high were my parents when they conceived me?

I sometimes wonder if everyone is human, because some people come up with such ridiculous arguments that it is simply impossible that we’re all from the same family.

Check out that article over here, I can’t go on because I’m in hysterics at that comment. OK MRS CRAZY!