I wasn’t aware Dune Kossatz lived in Llandudno

So I’m reading the latest copy of Get It magazine, Cape Town when I see quite a belter on the front cover.

“Nice, we’ll date, if I weren’t so in love with X-Box and money”

Anyway, it turns out it’s Sune Kossatz, who you might remember from the Sports Illustrated Swimwear edition many years ago. I certainly have fond memories.  This is what Dune looked like a couple of years ago in the Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition:

Then this year she won the Miss Bollywood IPL vibe.

If I’m not mistaken, I’m quite often spotted around Llandudno?

Spicy! So besides the fact that we most likely have absolutely nothing in common (Discounting my diamond cut cheekbones), we’ll always have Llandudno.

We”ll always have Llandudno.

And for that we are grateful. And grateful to dirty girls at Club 91 and Grandwest for all the good times.

*Dune will naturally not be able to miss me at Llandudno this year as I continue my Italian porn star ways of arriving to the beach with my hair slicked back, my keys to the Citroen, a pack of Gauloises, an espresso machine in my boot, white Speedo and Piz Buin SPF 2. Touch it. It makes you feel good.