Have the American Psycho Facial

I’ve literally just had the time of my life watching American Psycho, what a laugh! Patrick Bateman is so cooked it’s hilarious. Anyway, I was quite intrigued by his skincare routine, so I thought we could put something similar together using Mantality.co.za

Look awesome…today!

So you want the American Psycho facial treatment? Ok!

Let’s see if we can find the products!

So this is how the script goes:

In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.

Then I apply an herb mint facial mask which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your skin out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti ageing eye balm, followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

Alrighty, let’s get the gel cleanser:

American Crew Tea Tree Body Wash

Packed with a blend of herbs and natural oils, Tea Tree body wash throughly cleans and replenishes skins natural moisture. It contains nettle extract which is a source of vitamins A+D, Allantoin to stimulate the growth of healthy tissues, aloe leaf extract which is a great skin soother, Vitamin A Palmitate to promote healthy skin and Vitamin E Acetate to fight free radicals and improve the skins softness.

Buy American Crew Tea Tree Shower Gel HERE.

Now for a body scrub, not honey almond, but a good body scrub:

Nickel Super Clean Body Scrub

This gel scrub contains jojoba beads to strip dead cells and smooth out rough areas. Then included is a pistachio extract to bring softness and elasticity back to the skin.

Buy Nickel Super Clean Body Scrub HERE.

Now the exfoliating gel scrub for the face:

Nickel Super Clean Face

This is an exfoliating scrubbing gel to eliminate impurities, deep cleanse pores and purify the skin, leaving you looking brand new.

Buy Nickel Super Clean Face HERE.

Now the herb mint peel off facial mask

Nickel Peel Off Mask

This mask is applied and left to dry, forming a flexible film which you simply peel off. This film captures dead skin cells and surface impurities. There is also an extract of Indian Chestnut to promote micro circulation and drain toxins, leaving you looking young again!

Buy Nickel Peel Off Mask HERE.

An after shave lotion with little or no alcohol.

Nickel After Shave Balm

This fresh and light gel instantly soothes and calms your skin. The glycerine and allantoin moisturises the skin and protects those tiny cuts left by your 30 bladed razor. It also won’t dry your skin out like Old Spice did to your dad!

Buy Nickel After Shave Balm HERE.

Moisturiser:

For light skin:

Nickel Moisturizer Light

Contains a blend of vitamin E and B5, zinc manganese, cobalt and copper to have you looking like a million bucks in no time. Say goodbye to red skin, tightness and irritation.

Buy Nickel Light Moisturizer HERE.

For dark skin:

Nickel Moisturizer Dark

Darker skin can tend to be shiny and blotchy, which is where this moisturiser comes into play. It eliminates shine while softening with it’s grease free formula. Fruit acids from sugar cane, citrus, apple and green tea extracts smooth and purify the surface of the skin. And…success!

Buy Nickel Dark Moisturizer HERE.

An anti ageing eye balm

Nickel Eye Contour Lift

This reduces the appearance of bags under your eyes, or suitcases in the case of heavy boozers. Wheat and soya proteins firm up that limp skin. This will tighten, smooth and moisturise, so once again, the worlds view on you will be an awesome one!

Buy Nickel Eye Gel HERE.

A final, moisturizing protective balm

Nickel Anti-Ageing Wrinkle Equaliser

An anti wrinkle, firming and repairing high performance cream, to tackle those ageing problems of yours. Look like you’re in high school, just remember to pull in that stomach!

Buy Nickel Silicon Valley Wrinkle Equalizer HERE.

And there we have it, the American Psycho Facial Treatment, live more like Patrick Bateman, live more like Christian Bale, hell, live more like me! We’re going for perfectionist here people. Just don’t go killing anyone.

That’s messed up.

Sean Lloyd

Editor